March 07, 2003
Apparently the Superbowl is Gay

A friend at work emailed this to me and I had no idea what to say to it except, "wow" and then as an afterthough, "Jesus does that kid get beat up all the time?". I just wish I had been able to play it louder and actually laugh without being fearful of attracting attention to myself. Stupid work.

Posted by nuala at March 07, 2003 02:56 PM
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more importantly, orange juice is gay, which has a direct impact later on in the song: "orange juice raped my father which makes him gay. doesn't he know orange juice is a male?"

i like the part at the end too when he starts singing in a high pitched voice and proclaims how much he likes "girlies. girlies who like penis. which makes me gay. i'm gay. gaaaaayyyyy. gaaaaayyyyy."

shit. i don't even know what to do with myself on this site. it's fucking amazing. how the fuck old is this kid? 13? good lord.

Posted by: michele on March 7, 2003 06:56 PM

I told you. Words cannot express the madness that is that site. hee hee.

Posted by: nuala on March 7, 2003 09:24 PM

i heard him on a radio show 2 days ago. He's 28 years old. No lie.

Posted by: jm on March 12, 2003 08:22 AM

REALLY? ummmm why does he look so young then? is this a medical condition?

Posted by: michele on March 12, 2003 09:26 AM

for another rant about it, check out today's post here: http://www.jillmatrix.com/archives/2003_03.html

Posted by: didofoot on March 12, 2003 01:09 PM

oops! wrong post! i retract.

Posted by: didofoot on March 12, 2003 01:10 PM

ahahha u guys are all fucking gay...IM me at wreckrx to talk to me YOUR SO FUCKING GAY AIM IS GAY 2. so that makes the internet GAY

Posted by: joedirtisgay on March 16, 2003 10:46 AM

dude that kid is so awesome. i could just butt rape him. i swear. i laugh so hard i could pee my pants. my best friends and i go there when we're bored cuz then we always have something to talk about... the kid and how gay he is.

Posted by: krys on April 16, 2003 08:50 AM

Im the kid that performs in this video idiot. Im 16. I know more than you. I did it as a joke and to have some fun. im funny. Ur gay!

Posted by: Yo on April 23, 2003 10:32 PM

I knew it! Vacuum cleaners are gay. I had a sneaking suspicion that sucking machines bought gay appliances. Someone should thank that Yo guy...I will. Thanks kid.

And if the Superbowl is gay, then the party's at my place next year.

Posted by: cody on April 24, 2003 12:51 AM

Wow...I just wanted to say wow...and Orange Juice did Rape my father...dont judge me u dont know me!

Posted by: Kala Rae on June 17, 2003 05:37 PM

Fuck that fat fuckin kid, I don't give a fuck what age he is. When I look at him my mind tells me, "He's a fat pathetic little kid"...

Posted by: Firestarter on July 2, 2003 10:16 AM

and what do the other voices tell you?

Posted by: didofoot on July 2, 2003 11:00 AM

Whats the website name? I heard kube 93 talking about it and i would like to know the name of it! Thanks!

Posted by: courtney on August 6, 2003 11:48 AM

does neone kno the website to see that fat kid sing that gay song?

Posted by: brittney on October 18, 2003 11:21 AM

The word "this" is linked in the above post which takes you to his website. The Superbowl is gay video is down towards the bottom.

Posted by: nuala on October 18, 2003 04:51 PM

hi

Posted by: jenna on November 25, 2003 08:27 PM

the super bowl is so gay they always touch eachother inapropriatly

Posted by: cody on February 2, 2004 06:08 AM

I did NOT post the above comment. That said, I agree with it, to the extent that butt slapping and crotch grabbing during the super bowl can be considered "gay" behavior. Then again, I'm not a professional football player (suprise, suprise) so who am I to say what is "appropriate touching" on the field.(Notice that the real me can spell correctly.)

wow! i have a digital impersonator.

Posted by: Cody on February 2, 2004 04:09 PM

that kid has a show on mtv now

Posted by: blah on June 22, 2005 09:20 PM

Well, Andy Milonakis is great at what he does, whatever it is. I have been watching his show on MTV and end up laughing until on the brink of tears. So, I reecently decided to look up the video that I'd been hearing so much about and watched it, it's so hilarious I watch it everyday. Andy isn't a kid he is actually 29 years old; he looks fourteen because he has a growth hormone problem. But that definitely adds to the funniness of the show.

Posted by: Jenn on September 3, 2005 07:35 AM
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