August 20, 2003
The Next Deperado

I keep seeing previews for Once Upon a Time in Mexico and all I can say is I loved Desperado and now it has the added bonus of JOHNNY DEPP. Mmm Johnny. And he does that smile in the preview! Whew, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

Where are all the other Johnny Depp types in this world. I mean come on. I'm half French. He married a French girl, can't I at least get half a Johnny.

Anyways me September 12 = at the movie theatre. Johnny and Antonio. Fun times.

Posted by nuala at August 20, 2003 10:29 PM

y yo tambien.

Posted by: dianna on August 21, 2003 08:09 AM

I'll let you know if I see any half Johnny Depps stumbling around. If we can find the top part of a johnny depp we could fasten it to the bottom half of Sea Biscuit, and you'd have yourself a nice Centaur. Centaurs make good fathers. Chiron was the centaur entrusted the upbringing of Heracles, Jason, and Achilles. Best part, commuting would be fun.

Of course Sea Biscuit is dead, so this fantasy may not be possible, Nuala. However... we could glue the top part to a goat, and you'd have a Satyr. Pan was the most famous satyrs, god of the countryside, patron of shepherds, and lover of many nymphs (hmm could be problematic).

Anyway, I guess the point is that the horizon is wide open for flights of fancy. I myself am fond of the sea and am hoping to find a mermaid (1/4 Cameron Diaz, 1/4 Brigitte Bardot, and 1/2 Halle-butt).

Posted by: shoefly on August 21, 2003 09:02 AM

sea biscuit dies? thanks, shoe fly, thanks a lot. all week I have been looking forward to viewing this moving triumph of the human and horse spirit. I guess I will settle for freddy vs jason.

Posted by: didofoot on August 21, 2003 09:13 AM

You're too good. I can't up with you. However, I will add, from shear spite, that Freddy and Jason are both dead too. I've not (yet) been interested in researching this, but I believe both of these gentlemen likely died in freak accidents and came back as ghouls of phantoms. (so they are also unavailable, Nuala. in case you were, uh, thinking about other possible Frankensteinian combinations.)

Posted by: shoefly on August 21, 2003 09:53 AM

FUCK! fine. I will stay home and watch the brave little toaster on VHS. AGAIN.

Posted by: didofoot on August 21, 2003 10:05 AM

I laugh like crazy. I knew someone was going to comment on half a johnny depp walking around but whatever, I wrote on in spite of that knowledge

Posted by: nuala on August 21, 2003 05:12 PM

Say, Nuala. Maybe I'm not 1/2 johnny Depp, but I am 2 years younger than he is ;)

Is that making you hot?

Posted by: shoefly on August 22, 2003 06:27 PM


Posted by: nuala on August 22, 2003 08:11 PM

I'll settle for luke warm. Let's leave it at that, ok???

Posted by: shoefly on August 22, 2003 10:28 PM