So apparently there is a rumor floating around SB that I'm dating or maybe a better phrase would be having an affair with my boss, AKA my married, father of the cutest three year old ever boss who is more like an annoying big brother to me than anything else. Yea.

I'm trying not dwell on who would ever repeat this to anyone as it is nothing but mean spirited. All I can think is that anyone who would actually spread or even consider this rumor is someone who has not talked to me in years or anyone I would even consider a friend, but damn.

Nice to know I'm sleeping my way to the top. I'm wavering between being really bothered by this rumor and finding it absolutely absurd/hilarious.

Yea no it's still funny, but if I ever find out who started it I won't be smiling at them.